Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Oh I Was SUCH a Smartass Today
ETHAN (talking about guys): You know me, I never say never.
ME: Hell, you barely even say "no."
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MARY (in my office): I'm talking to a friend, she's about to have a baby, I can't believe she's still at work. She's saying "get this thing out of me!"
ME: If she'd said that 9 months ago while having sex she wouldn't be having this problem today.
(ok, they were funnier if you were there)
ME: Hell, you barely even say "no."
***************
MARY (in my office): I'm talking to a friend, she's about to have a baby, I can't believe she's still at work. She's saying "get this thing out of me!"
ME: If she'd said that 9 months ago while having sex she wouldn't be having this problem today.
(ok, they were funnier if you were there)
