Sunday, May 07, 2006

 

Ballcock

I had to buy some parts today to fix one of the toilets. Turns out I didn't actually need all the parts I bought, but at least it gave me an excuse to talk about a ballcock.

Heh heh...I feel like Peter Griffin.

Quiet day around the ranch, quiet weekend actually. I had been hoping to take a weekend trip but plans changed, and in the end we probably could have gone anyway but didn't realize until too late that a get-together we thought we were getting-together at this evening wasn't happening. Poo. Oh, well, it gave me an excuse to sit around and watch Napoleon Dynamite last night. I went to school with people exactly like those in the movie. I, of course, was NOTHING like any of them.

We're down to our last week of classes. I know my students think THEY are happy about that, but they have no idea how ecstatic the faculty is. I think I'll take champagne to work on Friday.

Speaking of classes, I had dance class today, and I was amazing. No, really.

Oh, and I managed to fix the toilet. I'm so handy.

And I made cookies again. After fixing the toilet. But I washed my hands first. A dozen times.

Comments:
What kind of cookies have you been making? I found a recipe for a sugar cookie type of cookie but instead of using regular boring sugar you use lavendar sugar!

I am REALLY thinking about making them just to see what they taste like :-)
 
How very butch of you to fix toilets, apprentice plumber. Just watch out for cracks. Remember, crack kills.
 
Mmmm. Dirty, crack laced cookies. Oh...wait. My bad.
 
hmmm...so what is ballcock? is there such thing called Ballcock that I did not know? Professor please help!!!
 
Patti: I am ashamed to admit they are premade, pop 'em in the oven cookies. It won't happen again.

Ivan: I am very butch. Just ask my stylist and personal shopper.

Frankie: keep your crack to yourself, mister! (actually, that's a horrible thing to say to a gay man)

Ethan: technically, it's the float and valve that fill the tank with water. But that's boring, so let's assume instead that's it's a large titanium sex toy.
 
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